Arrows and Diapers
I’m assuming almost everyone is familiar with Cupid. He’s that kid (baby?) with diapers and wings. His favourite toy of course, is his bow and arrow. Why a baby likes playing with bows is beyond me, though. Anyway, in my seventeen (soon to be eighteen) years of living on this planet we call Earth, I believe I have never been hit by Cupid like I have been these days.
My friends are too busy “aww-ing” and telling me it’s about time than to actually help me plot revenge against this diapered fellow. Oh no, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind falling in love. Just not now when I have midterms in two weeks, a Children’s Lit review due (James and the Giant Peach, anyone?), a Spanish quiz on the preterite verb tenses, and a fricking Chemistry lab all due on my first week.
Oh shoot, I have midterms in two weeks! (cue panicking screams here).
So to anyone who has seen this weirdo who likes flying around with a bow and arrows, I’d very much like to know where he is. I originally planned on shoving those arrows down his throat, but then later realized that such action is far too violent.
Anyone want to share their experiences and such when they’ve been hit by Cupid’s arrows?
January 4th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I LOVE JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH!!! @@
As for Cupid, I hate him. =.= He’s a stupid fat baby who won’t mind his own business. I’d like to CHOOSE what man I love, thank you very much, not rely on some stupid baby’s lack of insight.
January 4th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Lol. He’s a cute little guy.
But he’s definitely given me hard times. I can confidently say I screwed my first exam paper of 2007 because of his stupid arrow. Well I’ve been hit about three weeks ago again and I don’t mind it this time because I’m currently on summer holiday but, I’m not too sure about the guy Cupid’s decided to choose…
January 4th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Cupid rhymes with stupid. I think that says it all
January 4th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
I’ve seen the movie… does that count?
God, Cupid, at times I’d lik to brake his bow. Like when I fell in love with my boyfriend. I mean, he’s the greatest guy in the world an all, but he’s a collegue and well.. it was complicated. Still, when Cupid shoot’s, he rarely misses, so you just might have to give in :p
January 4th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Bah Cupid! If he was the cause of all of the bad relationships I’ve been in, I’d very much like to punch him! I don’t think I’ve ever been in a good, healthy relationship which is pretty disturbing.
From my experience, boys tend to pop up when you’re least expecting it. But don’t let Cupid decide whether you find someone or not. Go out more and you’re sure to meet new people. But boys really aren’t all they cracked up to be x)
January 4th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Cupid may be cute and all sometimes, but it’s not exactly the thing you should go out looking for when you have so much schoolwork! Well…that’s just my opinion. school + boys don’t seem to work for me. Good luck with all that work, it sure is a lot, and the year is just starting!
January 5th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Hmm, yes. I know of this little fellow with his boy and arrows. He hit me with it, he most certainly did, but he did not hit the guy I have fallen in love with. I have a grudge against Cupid and would be quite willing to shove his arrows down his throat for you if you are so unwilling to do it. He has hit me with his arrow for the same guy without hitting him back for a whole bloody year now. a WHOLE year. I think he finds it funny toying with people’s hearts.
Wowee, that is a LOT of schoolwork O_O You can hire me as your hitman and get that Cupid thing out of the road while you stay in and study. ^_^
January 5th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Cupid is a nice little fellow. He just wants to make everyone happy
Forgive him for not always shooting his little arrows at the appropriate times 
Although the little diaper-fellow might be irritating, damn annoying and a real pain in the ass sometimes, in the end he always gets his way. Love is inevidable once Cupid interferes. Therefore one should probably just give in to the wishes of the little man with bow and arrows and become a love-slave. God knows I have
January 5th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Cupid annoys me. He stops me from talking normally to the guy he chooses.
January 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Luckily, I have not been struck by Cupid before. I’m too young to be going through the heartache of a teenage relationship
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January 5th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
haha cupid! He got me good.
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